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nothing.
not one single notable thing has happened in the last week. but don't worry, i am sure to be humiliated or irritated soon. probably both at the same time.
kids. bowling. inattentive parents. You should write a fictional blog post (that no one thinks is fiction) about how this free-range kid was bowling last night, totally unattended, and crawled down the lane, got stuck in the bowling machine, was totally mutilated, and died. And how Dad felt really bad then about having those last four 2 hearteds. Then be like, well, that didn't really happen, but it COULD, IF YOU DON'T WATCH YOUR FUCKING KIDS.
I was thinking you might be having a salty moment last night.
kids. bowling. inattentive parents. You should write a fictional blog post (that no one thinks is fiction) about how this free-range kid was bowling last night, totally unattended, and crawled down the lane, got stuck in the bowling machine, was totally mutilated, and died. And how Dad felt really bad then about having those last four 2 hearteds. Then be like, well, that didn't really happen, but it COULD, IF YOU DON'T WATCH YOUR FUCKING KIDS.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking you might be having a salty moment last night.